Speak Your Brain! Part 99.

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As the world's most revered internet feature approaches its 100th edition, an awestruck humanity can only stand back and gaze in wonder at just what it will throw up next.

Personally, I can't say what it'll throw up next.

Because I won't be the one throwing it up.

You will.

And so will everybody else who occupies the worldwide web the world knows only as The World Wide Web.

But just what subject matter do you wish to become entangled in your World Wide Webbing?

As history has taught us, there's only one way to find out.

And that's for you to suggest a topic for debate in the comments section below.

2000 AD - February 1987.

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Judging from my in-depth research, I'm not sure there was much reason to enter a cinema in February 1987.

As far as I can see, the only films I've ever even heard of which came out that month were Black Widow, 84 Charing Cross Road, Mannequin and A Nightmare on Elm Street 3. To be honest, the lure of none of them would be sufficient to get me to hand over my money for a ticket.

But what of music? Could it impress me more than that, as February progressed?

Well, let's see. The month ushered itself in with George Michael and Aretha Franklin's I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me) lording it over the UK singles chart before being dethroned by Ben E King's Stand by Me.

Oddly, that latter single achieved its top spot by fending off a strong challenge from Percy Sledge's almost as elderly When a Man Loves a Woman.

Clearly, nostalgia was very much in vogue at the time.

But no such retrospection held sway on the British album chart. The month entered with Paul Simon's Graceland in top spot before that gave way to Phantom of the Opera performed by a group of people credited only as, "The Original Cast."

The original cast of what?

It didn't say.

I can only assume it was the original cast of The Phantom of the Opera.

Otherwise it would have been a major disappointment.

And what of the galaxy's greatest comic?

To the surprise of perhaps no one, it was providing us with Bad Company, Judge Dredd, Sláine, Strontium Dog and Tharg's Future-Shocks.

However, Prog 508 gave us the start of a series called Ulysses Sweet which I couldn't claim to be familiar with but seems to star an interplanetary assassin of that name and was brought to us by Grant Morrison and Colin MacNeil

And Prog 510 delivered the beginnings of a strip called The Dead by Peter Milligan and venerable 2000 AD warhorse Massimo Belardinelli.

March 22nd, 1975 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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Brahms, Mozart and Beethoven could only eat their hearts out with envy on the 22nd of March, 1975.

That's because it was a night which saw Ding-a-dong by Teach-In win the 20th Eurovision Song Contest, for the Netherlands. Amazingly, none of the above composers ever won the competition. They clearly just didn't have the musical chops for it.

And the week saw more history being made in the world of music, as the Bay City Rollers hit the tippermost of the toppermost of the poppermost of the UK singles chart, thanks to Bye Bye Baby.

Thus was a legend born.

One that would overshadow even the works of Schubert.

Speaking of legends, it was also a week which saw Tom Jones' 20 Greatest Hits claim the pinnacle of the British album chart.

The Black Widow's still tangling with Spider-Man who's still under the weather and, therefore, struggling to teach her the lesson he'd normally be able to teach her.

Elsewhere, Iron Man defeats the Mandarin's giant android Ultimo - with a fair amount of help from a volcano.

However, no sooner does our hero return to the States than he discovers there's a warrant out for his arrest!

And, lastly, Thor's still battling the Destroyer, still unaware it's being powered by Sif's life force and even less aware that, while all that's going on, Ulik and his Troll colleagues are invading Karnilla's castle!

It's the cover that infamously redraws the Vision as Thor because UK readers are, as yet, unfamiliar with the android.

And that can only mean one thing. The concluding part of the tale in which the Avengers and Dr Strange must combine to prevent Ymir and Surtur from destroying our planet.

Except it isn't. That story ended last week.

Instead, we get the second part of the gang's battle with the Scarlet Centurion while, in his own strip, Dr Strange goes in search of Eternity but finds only Times Square and Tom Wolfe.

Still, at least the cover's right about us getting martial arts action from the Sons of the Tiger.

No.

Wait.

It's not.

Instead, we get martial arts action from Iron Fist who gets the honour of being kicked in the face by Batroc Ze Leapair, making him the first Marvel hero to be kicked in the face by Batroc within the pages of a Marvel UK mag.

 
From all this, I get the feeling there's been a major cock-up in the front-cover-planning department.

It's an event to remember, as Jim Steranko's artwork for the cover of Hulk Annual #1 makes its Marvel UK debut.

And does so with the original head on it, rather than the one redrawn by Marie Severin for the front of that US mag.

But what's this? The lower lettering's been altered to tell us it's the Inheritor who's in this issue and not the Inhumans?

Can even the world's mightiest mortal hope to thwart that cockamamie cockroach?

And speaking of insects, Daredevil finds himself up against Spider-Man's old foe the Beetle when he heads north to Canada.

Elsewhere, there's bedlam in the Baxter Building when the Sandman, armed with a new costume and a bunch of chemicals, breaks into the Fantastic Four's HQ, looking to steal some of their inventions and sell them.

My knowledge of this issue is spectacularly fuzzy but I do believe Drac's confronted by a man in an iron lung - and the power of voodoo.

Not to mention men on motorbikes.

The Werewolf by Night is on display in a travelling show.

And I do believe Frankenstein's Monster falls off a cliff and inadvertently waves goodbye to the 19th Century.

But not to life.

I never had this issue but I have read this tale reprinted in an issue of Guardians of the Galaxy. I can only assume that, on that occasion, the dreaded deadline doom must have stricken them.

As for what happens within, I do believe the Badoon come to Earth, with an eye on conquest but decide there'll be more fun to be had in hunting the Silver Surfer.

I suspect it won't be as much fun for them as they'd expected.

And speaking of hunting for people; fresh from their victory over Magneto, the X-Men must try to keep track of a brand new foe.

The one that humanity - and he himself - calls the Vanisher!

My memories of this one are hugely vague but it seems clear that the brawling barbarian encounters the menace of the Grim Grey God.

And I suspect he'll make that god a fair bit grimmer by the time he's finished with him.

I also predict he'll rescue a young woman while he's at it.

In the issue's other story, Kull has an adventure called The Shadow Kingdom.

Covers commissioned for Marvel UK books often tend to be less than stellar but I've always liked this one, thanks to its high level of melodrama. 

Inside, I do believe we're blessed with the conclusion of the morality tale in which an injured man and  gorilla must work together if they're to survive in a world which seems to want nothing but their deaths.

Following that, we find an interview with Mark Lenard, otherwise known as Urko in the Planet of the Apes TV show - and as Spock's dad in Star Trek.

And we finish with a short called Dig Me No Grave, which I believe is a bit Lovecraft about things.

Speak Your Brain! Part 98. Your favourite freebie.

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Can it be?

Can it, yet again, be a Tuesday in the second half of a month?

Yes it can.

And all determined followers of this site know that can only manifest itself in one possible direction.

That's the return of the feature in which the topic of debate is left entirely to the determined followers of this site.

I am curious as ever to know just what the grand maelstrom of humanity has on its mind. Therefore, if you have a topic you wish to be discussed, remember to post it in the comments section below and we shall see just what transpires...

Atlas/Seaboard March 1975.

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After last month's almost melodramatic increase in output; this month, the company settles down a bit and gives us just five books.

But what will those books be?

The Grim Ghost gets his 2nd issue and does so by foiling a high-seas robbery before hosting a house-warming party, before protecting a Police Commissioner from murderous kidnappers.

You've got to hand it to Grimmy. He might dress funny but he takes his job seriously.

There's also a 2nd issue for Ironjaw when the brutal barbarian blunders, battles and bludgeons his way out of his latest bout with danger.

But not before he's had the chance to slaughter yet more innocents and guilty, including the odd bear or two.

And we're on a hat-track of characters enjoying their 2nd-ever adventure, as Phoenix joins in the fun.

Having said that, I'm seriously struggling to recall what happens in this issue. I do suspect, however, that he's temporarily reunited with his wife before butting heads, once more, with those pesky aliens.

Not everyone, it seems, is on their 2nd issue. Take John Targitt, for instance. He's only on his first.

From what I can recall, the hard-bitten government agent is out for revenge when someone explodes his wife.

The other thing I recall is that, despite the script's Dirty Harry vibe, Howard Nostrand draws the tale in a style more suited to something published by Archie Comics.

It's time to hide behind the sofa because Weird Tales of the Macabre returns for what will prove to be its last-ever issue.

And in that issue, we encounter:

The Bog Beast.

Dr. Mercurio's Diary.

Carrion of the Gods.

The Films of Edgar Allan Poe.

Who Toys With Terror!

and

The Staff of Death.

Masterpieces all, I have no doubt.

March 15th, 1975 - Marvel UK, 50 years ago this week.

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Change was not to be found atop the UK singles chart, this week in 1975.

And that meant good news for those who like songs to be spoken, rather than sung.

And that's because If by Telly Savalas was still ruling the roost.

Change, was, however, being visited upon that week's British LP chart, with Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti entering at Number One.

Following that thrilling summation of the mid-1970s music world, let us see just what our favourite weeklies are offering us.

They're offering us the Black Widow in a brand new costume when Madame Natasha goes full-on Emma Peel and decides to celebrate by tackling her male counterpart.

Meanwhile, in China, Iron Man's got plenty on his plate, thanks to having been abducted by the Mandarin and having to tackle the towering terror of Ultimo.

And not only that. Back in America, Senator Byrd's shut down Tony Stark's factory, having decided the billionaire's in contempt of Congress by not showing up to an official hearing.

On the streets of New York, Thor's battling a Destroyer reanimated by the spirit of Sif.

The good news is Odin's finally seen sense and restored the thunder god to full power.

The bad news is that's likely to do him a fat load of good against the Destroyer.

From that cover, I do suspect we're encountering the first part of the story in which the Avengers return to the present day, after their trip to the 1940s. Only to discover they're now in a timeline in which the original team have wiped out all other super-doers, on behalf of a mystery benefactor called the Scarlet Centurion!

And it's double trouble for them because, this week, they're also in action against Ymir and Surtur, thanks to having received an invite from Dr Strange to help him tackle the antipodal giants.

I do believe this tale redraws the Vision as Thor, in order to avoid confusing UK readers who've not yet been introduced to the amazing android.

Sadly I'm not totally sure just what Shang-Chi's up to this time round.

I'm sure, though, that it'll involve assassins.

And Fu Manchu.

And philosophising.

Blade gets his first cover appearance.

And, as we can tell, he's confronting the king of the vampires on a cruise ship.

Elsewhere in the world of monsters, Jack Russell's captured by someone called Swami Rihva and put on show in his travelling circus.

Then, Frankenstein's Monster is cheated of his revenge against the last living Frankenstein.

And, finally, this issue, George Alec Effinger and Billy Graham present a one-off thriller in which the best athletes of Westfield Heights High School are struck down by an unknown illness.

This is, of course, reprinted from the pages of 1972's Journey into Mystery #2 and I'm going to guess the mystery "illness" is none other than vampirism.

I do believe we're set to discover, within, the latest instalment of the thriller in which an injured gorilla and human must team up if they're to survive the harsh environment in which they find themselves.

That's followed by an interview with Dan Striepeke, head of 20th Century-Fox's Make-up Department, about his role in the making of the Apes movies.

And that's followed by Marvel's adaptation of Theodore Sturgeon's Killdozer in which a humble earth-mover gets ideas above its station and goes on a homicidal rampage across an obscure island.

I could be wrong but I suspect Jarella doesn't really die in this tale. Sadly, I don't think her would-be assassin is quite so fortunate as her.

Elsewhere, Daredevil's still blind and still having to thwart the threat of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

And I do believe the Fantastic Four finally win their tussle with the Cosmically-Powered Dr Doom, by tricking him into flying into the invisible barrier that prevents the Silver Surfer from leaving this planet.

As we can see, we're offered yet more of the origin of the Silver Surfer. How we shall gasp, as he saves his world from Galactus, only to become the herald of that very being.

And the X-Men must confront Magneto for the first time, thanks to him having taken over the missile base he took over last week.

Conan looking a bit ineffectual on that cover.

Thankfully, he's far more potent inside the book where he leads a group of humans in a rebellion against their ape-like masters.

Kull's also up to something but I'm not too sure what.

I do, however, know the story's called To Kill a King. So, from that, I shall assume someone's out to kill him or that he's out to kill someone else who happens to be a king.

The Marvel Lucky Bag - March 1985.

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Let's see just what films were released in March 1985.

Amongst the most spoken of were The Aviator, Lust in the Dust, A Private Function, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Ghoulies, Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, Porky's Revenge!, The Care Bears Movie, Desperately Seeking Susan and Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment.

I do believe Desperately Seeking Susan is the only one of those I've ever seen and I struggle to recall anything about it, other than who appears in it. I shall, therefore, reserve judgement as to which of the above movies is the finest and leave it for others to decide.

Grab your scimitar because a brand new mag enters our lives when Groo the Wanderer cleaves his bloody way through a brutal and harsh world.

I think we've all been praying for a GI Joe Yearbook and, at last, we have one.

Within it, we find a tale in which Cobra's captured a prominent nuclear physicist, and Joe's gang have to reform in order to stage a rescue.

But that's not all, because we also encounter various text articles about he and his friends.

This looks like a recipe for disaster. Victor von Doom now has the power of the Beyonder and is assuring everyone they have nothing to worry about because he's now a good guy.

The trouble is everyone thinks otherwise and they start to hatch a plot to bring him down.

It would appear Groo's not the only blade-swinging sensation to get a comic, this month. For, as we can all see, Swords of the Swashbucklers has now entered the chat.

Apparently, someone called Domino learns she's related to someone called Raader, while someone or other else attempts to rescue Domino's parents from someone called Admiral J'Rel.

I've not visited the Defenders for a while in this feature but it's clear they've not lost any of their talent for getting into trouble.

And, this time, they find that trouble when a giant growth spreads across town and starts heading towards the Angel's mountaintop villa!

I've no defined idea of what occurs in this one but it seems to involve Cloak, Dagger and various other people getting their powers back and forth from various other characters.

Yet another new book enters our lives, as Moonshadow #1 brings us an adventure called Songs of Happy Chear.

Sadly, that's all I can reveal about the contents of this one, other than JM DeMatteis and Jon J Muth are the men behind it all.

Also, its contents are painted.

I'm genuinely struggling to make sense of that Mike Kaluta cover but it has a certain appeal, whatever it's supposed to be.

Inside, in search of the Serpent Ring, Thoth Amun slaughters a bunch of sorcerers then forms an alliance with Baron Maloric. I've no idea who that is but it sounds like he's going to spell trouble for Conan.

Speaking of the Hyborean Age, Red Sonja's latest mag is still going strong and, this month, it would appear she and her friends come to the aid of a settlement besieged by Mongols.